So I’m looking at ordering hard drives, and I see that the one in my laptop (only 128 GB) is pretty full up. I tell my wife I’m going to order one to put in here for more space, as I don’t need the speed so much (I don’t use this computer very often or very hard; longer load times won’t really be noticed). The following conversation ensued:
“Didn’t you just put that high-speed drive in there?”
“Yeah, but it’d be better elsewhere and I need more space here. So I’ll swap the bigger one here, and move the fast one to another computer. Hard drives are kind of communal property; they tend to circulate to whichever computer can use them best.”
“Ah. So hard drives really are whores, then.”
“Ummmmmm…lolwut?” I was totally confused on how she got there. It seemed pretty random to me. Then she explained:
“Well, think about it. First off, they get shared by everybody. Secondly, they often times end up with viruses. And a lot of times, they got those viruses from porn.”
I died. Logic like that? Bulletproof.